What are you doing here?
Does your teacher/ parent/ partner know yourâre doing this? Why are you here? What are you looking for? It canât be this or this.
You can stop now.
Thereâs nothing here for you.
Youâre not going to find anything.
Surely youâre getting bored now?
End
Is this the longest page in the world?
Are you still scrolling?
Just blank space from now on.
I hope youâre enjoying this!
Donât you have anything better to do?
Persistance is key.
Congratulations, youâve reached the end.
Is this your new hobby?
â ď¸ Spoiler Alert: Thereâs nothing here
Maybe refresh the page?
Thereâs no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Are you really reading this?
Ok - this is getting boring now.
I give up. Hereâs what youâre looking for.