What are you doing here?
Does your teacher/ parent/ partner know your’re doing this? Why are you here? What are you looking for? It can’t be this or this.
You can stop now.
There’s nothing here for you.
You’re not going to find anything.
Surely you’re getting bored now?
End
Is this the longest page in the world?
Are you still scrolling?
Just blank space from now on.
I hope you’re enjoying this!
Don’t you have anything better to do?
Persistance is key.
Congratulations, you’ve reached the end.
Is this your new hobby?
⚠️ Spoiler Alert: There’s nothing here
Maybe refresh the page?
There’s no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Are you really reading this?
Ok - this is getting boring now.
I give up. Here’s what you’re looking for.